So, Entertainment Weekly recently put out their list of the top 20 horror films of the past 20 years. As you might expect, the list is utter nonsense. From just reading it, I cannot for a second fathom what metric they used to establish this retarded dogshit list. Box office receipts? I doubt that. Horror nerd bias? Surely not. The Plot Hole is unabashedly an opinion site. We have no employees: just a couple of geeks being unfair and snarky to anything and anyone we don’t like. But this Owen Gleiberman dude, who wrote the list, is a paid employee who was assigned this task by his superiors. And while he may be a movie critic, he is no horror buff. We realize that every other horror website this side of the Cretaceous Period has rebutted and pissed on this list, so you can just add our opinion to the pile. We’ve never been proud or above flogging a dead horse. Read on, if you dare!

Well, here we are, entering the last month of summer movies, and with it my last article dealing with those releases. I'm not sure how this three month experiment came off, but it was certainly interesting to try. This month brings some releases that I am extremely excited for, some I've never heard of, and some I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. You'll have to read past the jump to see which is which. Once again, they are in order of (alleged) release dates. So without further ado, we're off!